Clandestine Meeting with Naked Apron Wife
Translation and Timing by ZENRA


CLANDESTINE MEETING WITH NAKED APRON WIFE is one of those JAV movies that will not go down as fantastic, but do a great job at scratching that late afternoon "gotta do a cheating milf" itch some of us sometimes get.

Starring YOSHIMI INAMORI, an actress who had an extremely brief career appearing in barely half a dozen uncensored titles all by DREAMROOM before fading back into normalcy, we get about 57 minutes of fast-paced aggressive coitus with little in terms of respite.  You can break down CLANDESTINE MEETING into two scenes:  masturbating (furiously) in the kitchen while waiting for her paramour to arrive and going all the way with said gentleman--and I mean all the way.  No pulling out here.

The title holds true to its namesake with YOSHIMI being in that apron and nothing else for almost the entire run-time.  This is not a story-packed release.  We don't know her motives, anything about her living arrangement, or her status aside from being married to an MIA husband.  Her paramour is no better.  Little dialog from him outside of your standard go-to pleasure lexicon, but with the skills needed to wield a camera while going to down sans protection with a deliriously horny Japanese woman in her early twenties masquerading as someone a decade older.

This is not a great title.  It's not poor, either.  It serves a purpose and delivers without any fuss.  Self-shot, yes, but done so by someone who knows his way around production gear.  As a lover of older women, but who detests over-acting, I'm a bit mixed on this one.  There definitely will be people who like it and we've all been there:  horny and eager for someone special to knock on our doors and really brighten up our mundane lives.


Score:  2.5/5

Pro's:  Mosaic-free with a real creampie finish.

Con's:  Run of the mill for an uncensored release.